Three Fat Virgins Unassembled

Three Fat Virgins Unassembled

Pat Low is direct­ing a new play which will be staged this Sat­ur­day at the Kuala Lumpur Per­form­ing Arts Cen­tre. What’s Three Fat Vir­gins Unassem­bled about? Accord­ing to the syn­op­sis on the KLPac website:

In Ovidia Yu’s play, an unnamed woman nar­rates and along with three other women, who call them­selves ‘fat vir­gins’, act out a vari­ety of roles, both male and female in a bid to come to grips with the com­plex­i­ties of being women. Both hilar­i­ous and thought-provoking, the play ques­tions the myr­iad demands made on women in con­tem­po­rary society.

I first heard of Pat Low at last month’s Read­ings @ Seksan’s. Her mono­logue “The World’s Smelli­est Durian” com­pletely won me over with its bit­ing wit and with­er­ing sar­casm (or do I mean it the other way round?).

So enam­oured by her wordly won­ders were Ted Mah­sun and I that we started the world’s first Pat Low Appre­ci­a­tion Fan Club (PLAFC). Which explains this poster I made for her. (Brownie points, boys and girls, brownie points.)

The posi­tions of Pres­i­dent and Sec­re­tary are taken, but all oth­ers are avail­able. Please, do feel free to apply and join us in our ongo­ing admi­ra­tion of The Pat of Low… (Book­marks, ban­danas and bazookas pro­vided. As soon as we secure a spon­sor. With rope, if necessary.)

N.B. For tick­ets, you can visit the KLPac web­site or con­tact Pat at her blog.

23 Comments

  • Cred­its: Photo of Russ­ian dolls cour­tesy of omster.com

  • You guys so lucky. Looks like it’ll be real intriguing.

  • Don’t worry, Tunku. Pat is so tal­ented, I’m sure you will have plenty of chances to catch her future efforts! :)

  • you have suf­fi­ciently made me happy…and embarassed! i cer­tainly do not deserve a whole post :o

    you are just too kind.

    (slides away)

  • O Mis­tress Pat, yes you do. I am com­pletely infat­u­ated, I must admit. No one has made me laugh quite as loudly before, and with duri­ans! ;)

    May your play be muy muy successful!

  • this is a play I shouldn’t miss…great designs on the pre­vi­ous post! :)

  • Thanks muchly, the­wailer! Pat would be happy to have you in atten­dance and enjoy­ing the play, I’m sure.

    And have you voted? :)


  • yea a patty cake play!

    mua­ha­haha!

  • Per­haps Ted will appoint you the offi­cial cheer­leader of PLAFC, G. ;)

  • Con­grats to Pat! Break a leg, or should I be say­ing that to the actors?

  • Hmmmm.…nice title, even nicer poster, Kenny!

    It appears to me that design­ing posters really gives you adren­a­line high. Catch, bot­tom­less brownie points from me!

  • Lydia,
    I think Pat gets the idea. ;)

    Yvonne,
    Bot­tom­less brownie points? Man, I’m gonna be putting on bot­tom­less weight like this…

  • i wanna go!! sighh…cousin’s 21st bday this sat. he’ll probly kill me if i “fly aero­plane” on him…=(

  • Heh. My friends I used to call that FFK as in FFK-ing some­one. (FFK = “fong fei kei” = “fly aero­plane”) :D

  • hahaha…i also use FFK…but then i was think­ing, after some of ur read­ers wudn noe wht FFK is. hehe..=P

  • I think it’s okay so long as they don’t con­fuse FFK with JFK;)

  • hahah..;o)

  • just want to say a word of thank you for your well wishes. truly appre­ci­ate it.

    let us all learn to appre­ci­ate our moth­ers when they are still around.

  • Alphabet Wrong, A Song wrote:

    *GASP!*

    Mah Ying Fye…it’s you!

    A Song, Sung Wrong
    ——————
    K is for Kitchen-stove
    The steak you burned in your sexy oven-gloves
    Or per­haps K is for Kelp
    From Kens­ing­ton to Ken­sus, Kendos might let out a yelp!
    Maybe K is just droovy
    Some­times squirmy but always zany­ben­nykenny
    Then, K is sim­ply K
    And know­ing that has just made my day!

    A kiss, and some hum­ming bees,
    SHhhhhweeeeeeeeeee.….!

  • Dear Zewt,

    Again, I’m sorry for your loss and pray your fam­ily will get through this time with much sup­port from all around.

  • To Alpha­bet Wrong, A Song,

    At first I thought you were the spam­mer again, in a dif­fer­ent guise, then I noticed your email address. Ah, it’s you! Been what, five years? Dar­ling, we should catch up and dine. Will email you separately.

    P.S. How did I know? No one else would remem­ber the word “droovy” the way you do, babe. ;)

  • Did you see patty cakes play :D YEA !!

    it was fun!!!!

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