Three Fat Virgins Unassembled

Mar 20th 2007
« Kenny Mah
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Three Fat Virgins Unassembled

Pat Low is directing a new play which will be staged this Saturday at the Kuala Lumpur Performing Arts Centre. What’s Three Fat Virgins Unassembled about? According to the synopsis on the KLPac website:

In Ovidia Yu’s play, an unnamed woman narrates and along with three other women, who call themselves ‘fat virgins’, act out a variety of roles, both male and female in a bid to come to grips with the complexities of being women. Both hilarious and thought-provoking, the play questions the myriad demands made on women in contemporary society.

I first heard of Pat Low at last month’s Readings @ Seksan’s. Her monologue “The World’s Smelliest Durian” completely won me over with its biting wit and withering sarcasm (or do I mean it the other way round?).

So enamoured by her wordly wonders were Ted Mahsun and I that we started the world’s first Pat Low Appreciation Fan Club (PLAFC). Which explains this poster I made for her. (Brownie points, boys and girls, brownie points.)

The positions of President and Secretary are taken, but all others are available. Please, do feel free to apply and join us in our ongoing admiration of The Pat of Low… (Bookmarks, bandanas and bazookas provided. As soon as we secure a sponsor. With rope, if necessary.)

N.B. For tickets, you can visit the KLPac website or contact Pat at her blog.

23 Comments

  1. Kenny Mah

    Credits: Photo of Russian dolls courtesy of omster.com

  2. tunkuhalim

    You guys so lucky. Looks like it’ll be real intriguing.

  3. Kenny Mah

    Don’t worry, Tunku. Pat is so talented, I’m sure you will have plenty of chances to catch her future efforts! :)

  4. patlow

    you have sufficiently made me happy…and embarassed! i certainly do not deserve a whole post :o
    you are just too kind.

    (slides away)

  5. Kenny Mah

    O Mistress Pat, yes you do. I am completely infatuated, I must admit. No one has made me laugh quite as loudly before, and with durians! ;)
    May your play be muy muy successful!

  6. thewailer

    this is a play I shouldn’t miss…great designs on the previous post! :)

  7. Kenny Mah

    Thanks muchly, thewailer! Pat would be happy to have you in attendance and enjoying the play, I’m sure.

    And have you voted? :)

  8. G


    yea a patty cake play!

    muahahaha!

  9. Kenny Mah

    Perhaps Ted will appoint you the official cheerleader of PLAFC, G. ;)

  10. lydiateh

    Congrats to Pat! Break a leg, or should I be saying that to the actors?

  11. yvonne lee

    Hmmmm….nice title, even nicer poster, Kenny!

    It appears to me that designing posters really gives you adrenaline high. Catch, bottomless brownie points from me!

  12. Kenny Mah

    Lydia,
    I think Pat gets the idea. ;)
    Yvonne,
    Bottomless brownie points? Man, I’m gonna be putting on bottomless weight like this…

  13. spiffy

    i wanna go!! sighh…cousin’s 21st bday this sat. he’ll probly kill me if i “fly aeroplane” on him…=(

  14. Kenny Mah

    Heh. My friends I used to call that FFK as in FFK-ing someone. (FFK = “fong fei kei” = “fly aeroplane”) :D

  15. spiffy

    hahaha…i also use FFK…but then i was thinking, after some of ur readers wudn noe wht FFK is. hehe..=P

  16. Kenny Mah

    I think it’s okay so long as they don’t confuse FFK with JFK… ;)

  17. spiffy

    hahah..;o)

  18. zewt

    just want to say a word of thank you for your well wishes. truly appreciate it.

    let us all learn to appreciate our mothers when they are still around.

  19. ∙ Alphabet Wrong, A Song ∙

    *GASP!*

    Mah Ying Fye…it’s you!

    A Song, Sung Wrong
    ——————
    K is for Kitchen-stove
    The steak you burned in your sexy oven-gloves
    Or perhaps K is for Kelp
    From Kensington to Kensus, Kendos might let out a yelp!
    Maybe K is just droovy
    Sometimes squirmy but always zanybennykenny
    Then, K is simply K
    And knowing that has just made my day!

    A kiss, and some humming bees,
    SHhhhhweeeeeeeeeee…..!

  20. Kenny Mah

    Dear Zewt,

    Again, I’m sorry for your loss and pray your family will get through this time with much support from all around.

  21. Kenny Mah

    To Alphabet Wrong, A Song,

    At first I thought you were the spammer again, in a different guise, then I noticed your email address. Ah, it’s you! Been what, five years? Darling, we should catch up and dine. Will email you separately.

    P.S. How did I know? No one else would remember the word “droovy” the way you do, babe. ;)

  22. G

    Did you see patty cakes play :D YEA !!

    it was fun!!!!

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