
Fresh Strawberries & Vanilla Häagen-Dazs®



Kenny Mah is a writer, designer and blogger. He posts regularly on Life for Beginners, a collection of stories about LIFE — love, family, food, fitness, magic, sex, travel, culture and everything else in between. His books include Broken Mornings, 27 Love Songs and Lady (which can be downloaded as e-books from his website).

toothache!
haagen-daz!!! aaarghhhhhhhhhh murdered by chocolate! I knew i shouldnt have come here. anyway, my favourite is belgium choclate.
oh , the shock horror sleazy tempe saga continues in my blog. Read on.
oh, and such sweet writing… thanks to u, i wan haagen-dazs now!
essentric
Better than tummyache, right? (Or heartache for that matter, hehe.)
Kak Teh
Belgian Choc is a fav of mine too, dear. But I don’t think it would have gone well with the fresh strawberries…
(Hopping over to read the next chapter of Shocking! Horrifying! Sleazy! Tempe Saga now.)
Jun
Hehe, you guys are all gonna put on weight due to this lil post o’ mine…
(Evilsss is Kenny.)
Ah. You’ve finally done a food review. About time.
Lyrical Lemongrass
This.
Is.
Not.
A.
Food.
Review.
My dear, you know for certain that my writing abilities pale in comparison with yours and other imminent food bloggers with regards to the gastronomic observations and culinary curveballs that you all throw oh so well.
(i.e. I dontch know how to write one lah. Malu only.)
OMG!
This post is soooo sinfully sweeeeeett!!!
hahahahahahahahha!!
Diabetes! Diabetes!!! XD But oh-cho-chweet…
Yummy!!! I love Hagen Daz!! Oooooo so nice!
Chocolate goes with EVERYTHING. I want and angel who will bring me Haagen-Dazs too
Although I must say the Awfully Chocolate ice cream from Singapore is the most yummylicious, sore throat-inducing chocolate ice cream (and cake) ever!! Then there’s Ben&Jerry’s…and the teh tarik ice cream from somewhere in the little island down south. How come Msia don’t have? Hmm…
Oh go back to writing convoluted stories about love. Stop making people hungry (and jealous)
kenny, part three of tempe saga is done. My imagination is running riot! Help!
O in Haven’s name how I wish all da delicious gals I dream & lust about lie like your sweet one too…like this
moja
Sinfully sweet? O but Sweetness may be my favourite sin…
The KookyMonsta
Haiya, in the past you guys nearly gave me diabetes with the alarming number of comments signalling me as being ‘sweet’ — consider this payback?
Nastasshea @ Nesh
Ah yes — loving Häagen-Dazs®. Don’t we all?
Piggles
“Chocolate goes with EVERYTHING.”
I soooooo agree. Everyone who knows me knows Death By Chocolate is a fate I would most willingly encounter.
We must meet up one day — whack a few rounds of BodyPump and BodyCombat and then reward our efforts with even more rounds of ice-cream, chocolate and other calorific goodness! Malaysia so needs more of these kinda treats!
And haiya, my stories about love very convoluted meh? Next time I include road map with directions.
Kak Teh
Part Three? Hooray!!
*runs, nay, gallops over to kak teh’s blog*
tonixe
I’m sure the ‘delicious’ gals you long for will lie so deliciously if you would but offer them a morsel of your intentions…
this was a food review? (referring to LL’s comment). really ah.
dont mean to sound like a snoot, but really, if you are gonna pile on the calories, then it should be haagen daz calories. none of that walls or kings stuff… hor?
fatboybakes
1. No lar… She said it was food review only ma… I told her di… I dontch know how to write one; will leave it to experts like LL and yourself.
2. Well, if you sound like a snoot, then so am I lah. Totally agree with ya. Häagen-Dazs® calories ALL THE WAY…
arghh i wish i have such luxury too!
rokh
Oh we all do, dear! Why wait for someone else to pamper us when we can do it ourselves? Surely we deserve it, no?
… then again, I’m not complaining when someone else does the pampering. Ahem.
hahah let me fwd dis to my gf…
What a surprise! And so sweet…
lotsofcravings
Hahahaha… then she’ll end up pestering you to get the strawberries and the Häagen-Dazs® instead! I don’t think she will fall for it, bro…
little inbox
Yeah, it was a complete surprise! And that made it sweeter than the strawberries or the ice-cream, really. *sighs happily*
it was not the ice-cream that was sweet…
nor the strawberry, nor the brand.
it was her thought…and the pleasant surprise that hit you…and it certainly made honey tasted like evian, didn’t it?
Nic (KHKL)
Ice-cream will melt in heat
Strawberries rot and waste
Brands have power that fades
But True Love’s hard to beat…
Heee…no ice-cream can be sweeter than this
A few rounds of BP and BC? Erm…I’m strong enough to last ONE round of BP every other day. But you can bring on the BC!! Eh you really wanna burn the cals we have to meet in BA and RPM la…then we go for ice cream buffet. Haha.
ooo.… fresh strawberries from the highlands some more…
make your own ice cream. i have been experimenting!
Bah … hags and daze
Forget about the pub!
And welcome to the club!
Where there’s lots of “lub”!
Them sweeter than many a tub!
Woohoo, another poet! Correction: you’ve always been one. A very good one.
gosh! this looks so much better then the strawberry cake I baked! lol!
tigerfish
Well, not unless they churn out a tub o’ ice-cream called ‘Love’!
Piggles
Not yet to BA and RPM lah… I belum bulk up yet. The max I can tahan in terms of cardio is still BC. I’m trying to do 1 BC + 1 BP and the rest of the week, resistance training with heavy weights and low reps to put on some kilos… I too skinny still lah!
But we’re so on for the ice-cream buffet!
keropokman
Make my own ice-cream? That’s… uhm, quite a suggestion. Ahem.
I must certainly study the results of your experiments up close and personal…
G
At first I read that as ‘hags in a daze’ and I was wondering why some friendly crones in the city may have tripped themselves up silly with an overdose of alcohol and cheesecake, molesting innocent police officers and frightening little children with their Botox-ed grimaces…
… and then I read it again. Oh. Got such short-form for Häagen-Dazs® meh? Well. One lives and learn…
Nic (KHKL)
Well, we may blog about grub
Or this may really be about ‘Lub’
All we want is simply rub-a-rub
Of our poor, neglected nips and nubs…
Dude, I’ll confess to committing prose (pure and purple), but poetry? Never! I’ll leave this glorious feat to you true masters…
the devil wears prada? meryl streep???
haagen dazs.…
*drooooool*
what a pleasant surprise that was ay?
Big Boys Oven
No way, bro… your strawberry cake was da bomb!
Neil
What can I say? I like ‘em older and more experienced…
Zaty
Hehehe. Oh ‘pleasant’ doesn’t begin to describe it…
ooooh… more experience means what?
and dun tell me it’s more experience making deserts, lol
Neil
More experience means, uhm… more experience lah. And making good desserts does require the aid of years and practice what. Just ask any of our friendly neighbourhood food bloggers.
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Wow…lucky you ^_~
Oooo… O.o
Manisnyer.…. :p
i read your posts and i takut to love oredi. u set the standards wayyyyy too high lah.
imeau
I am. I am so blessed, I know.
jason
Jangan takut ler… belum lagi kencing manis sudah okay…
Yin
Standards? I don’t have any standards or expectations, really. One just hopes and waits and seeks, and if Fortuna smiles one day, one is rewarded.
Never be afraid to love.
Wow..!! so romantic..
err… u talking abt desserts or women now?
Mama BoK
Some people might argue romance is highly over-rated but I soooo disagree.
Neil
Does it matter? Both are ever so lovely, and indispensable to the good life, yes?
let me put two links here for the easy to make ice cream.
http://www.elise.com/recipes/archives/006165easy_pumpkin_ice_cream.php
http://www.davidlebovitz.com/archives/2007/11/the_easiest_cho.html
The 2nd link has the world’s easiest ice cream recipe ever.
Let me try a puisi to go with it.
Pisang emas bawa belayar
Masak sebiji di atas peti
Ais Krim Haagan Dazs tak perlu bayar
Kalau cuba resipi dengan teliti
LOL.…
keropokman
Hey! Would you believe I have come across the David Lebovitz recipe before? I believe I consume far more food blogs than food itself (far less calories ma).
And since it’s only polite to membalas pantun:
Pisang tanduk menetap di rumah
Tiada membeli batang yang basah
Resipi ais krim paling mudah
Pun saya rasa amat susah
wahahahaha.… Nice pantun Kenny!
Wah! Even balas pantun!
moja
Nice meh? Haven’t done this since Standard Six, bro. Rusty di…
keropokman
Pantun of courselah must dibalas. It’s the natural etiquette between poets and gentlemen.
i think i’ll balas your pantun in your next post lar…hehe…
Who will be my angel to send it a tub of ice-cream???
Nic (KHKL)
Har? Balas lagi? Wah, this is gonna be a neverending story, uhm, poem then…
JOjo
Well, the Devil Wears Prada sent me mine… maybe yours will be the Angel Wears Gucci?
Great set up for this poem/ short story/ mood piece! Is this a true story? So romantic,lah
Yang-May
Would it be any less romantic if it weren’t true, my dear?
But I shan’t be coy here. Yes, it’s true and my heart rings out with it…
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delicious
averral: O it most certainly was…