.
You attract boys like a pack of bees to honey
Though not all of us gentlemen, you see
We do know we’re in the presence of a lady
For whom we aim to please, to keep always happy.
O! For the charms of your womanly warmth
We’d wilfully be wanton; we’d arrest and alarm!
We’d line up a week early like Singaporeans barmy
If only for a whiff of your sweet scent lemongrassy.
Your seraphic smile would certainly launch
A hundred sailors drunken and staunch
Stumbling and fumbling into tattoo parlours to ink
Your name, on their bouncy biceps, in glorious pink.
O! You wash us ashore with your thighs and your tides
You make us wanna flush and flower from inside
In warm, fuzzy ecstasy till we can dissolve and hide
Between your fingers? your bosom? we shall confide.
You make us gush and blush like harmless fools
We could sustain ourselves just being your tools
Your dappled cheeks, your winsome peaks
Be our lioness, we are but your lambs so meek.
O! You are our opium, our endless field of poppies
In your careless delectation we are delirious puppies
Don’t tease us so, when shall we get to play and party?
After all, we’re not getting any younger and you’re already FORTY!
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Happy 40th Birthday, my Lyrical Lady. You will always be All Woman to me.
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Credits: Photographs by Nic (KHKL). Design by Kenny Mah.
so sweet of u Kenny! u’re a dear friend indeed:)
Love every word of ur poem. Bet Meena was touched! haha.
happy bday lemongrass ..!! u make boys flush and flower from inside… what a gift
kenny - very cool photos!
» Christine
Well, I’m unsure whether Meena was touched or she wants to be touched… Whatever she desires lah; it is her birthday after all.
» cumi&ciki
Yes, indeed — what a gift! Not many has this rare (some say mutant) ability to make boys flush and flower from inside. Quickly, someone think of an X-Men codename for her!
(I think Flower Girl is taken; how about the Flusher?)
Luscious ,
we 1 v 1 !
hahaha … You’re already FORTY? gee, I;m not sure if Ms Lemongrass would be pleased. =P
sweet scent of LEMONGRASS? ewww … how can lemongrass scent be sweet eh?
*goes into hiding* …..
X-Men name? hmmm, i was thinking of spfizer girl (spice + pfizer)…hehehe
what a humourously sexy post !(but i still dun like all the lemongrassy scent lar..hehehe)
LL’ll be so touched!
Oh youre so sweet… She is cute
40 is just a number.
Happy Birthday, Lemongrass.
You’re very lucky to have such a dedication from a friend.
If only someone would write such a piece bout me too…
» backStreetGluttons
Luscious only begins to describe her…
» J2Kfm
I think Ms. Lemongrass gonna do something nasty to you for that comment, hehe. Prolly pound you with her lemongrassy pestle and mortar, I shouldn’t wonder. LOL
» Nic (KHKL)
Spfizer Girl? Ingenious but how many of us are gonna even be able to roll that one of our tongues?
LL, how? All these flers don’t like your scent wor…
» equilibrium2008
The cutest!
» jemima
O! But such a very nice number!
Happy Birthday LL!!! =D
» spiffy
Heya, dear… Haven’t heard from you in awhile. How are you?
Wow, Kenny can do comedy too. OoooOoooooo. hehehe. Thanks, dear. The poem was HILARIOUS!! Who sez I’m 40?
» Lyrical Lemongrass
Ah, the birthday girl herself appears! And aye, it appears the King of Emo can do humour too, or at least one post without the words “heart”, “love” or “drama” in it.
And the humour part is debatable. The more arduous part was the actual rhyming. You know I can’t rhyme to save me life. Hehe.
And oh, did I say 40? I must have meant 14…
LL is that you? You have such a beautiful smile. Happy Birthday. Kenny, thanks for revealing who LL is. Now, I have a face to match.
I only got to see Lemongrass not at her own blog?! ;P
ya! i saw FORTY too…
too bad. Kenny, you are caught in red!!!
Awww… such sweet of you lah Kenny. Bet LL might just pass all the pavlovas she can get on her birthday to you :p
» Lee Ping (MrsHBT)
Hey, Mrs. HBT! Been ages since we’ve had you here — miss you lots! *hugs*
» tigerfish
Because she very shy wan?
» BossCat
Better than being caught in bed? Hehe.
» jason
You are assuming, bro, that she’ll get any pavlovas at all. The woman doth hinteth too much… LOL
haha it appears theres plenty of confusion about her age..its a secret isnt?
» lotsofcravings
No confusion about her age lah. Just that when one reaches her age, it’s easy to get confused… Just play along, bro, just play along…
Happy 40th birthday! :-p
40 cyber years = 16 human years old only right?
so young! got driving license yet or not?
» keropokman
Oh you really know how to really, really love a woman, dontcha? So clever clever with the words hor? Hehe.
LL dah kembang di baca budak ni punye komen… Hehe.
wow, all these poets crawling out of the woodwork, like taipingites…
what can i say, kenny mah, it might be life for beginners, but certainly not poetry for beginners..
Your seraphic smile would certainly launch
A hundred sailors drunken and staunch
Stumbling and fumbling into tattoo parlours to ink
Your name, on their bouncy biceps, in glorious pink
BUWAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. not to forget butt cheeks too. one L on each butt cheek, which would read LOL.
» fatboybakes
Omigosh! That’s the funniest thing ever! LOL indeed. I shall perish happily now having had the pleasure of reading that sentence. Oh, I can see anyone else topping this one, FBB. You da man. Da farnie man.
sorry, it should be L o L … small o presumably. heh heh.
hey gorgeous, maybe LL and I will get to check out your Bouncy BC’s for Pink Ink hmmm
she certainly has a rhyming birthday today!
King of Emo has “evolved” into King of Poetry these days….
Must write a “Poetry for Dummies/Beginners” leh.. Instruction booklet of some sort.Haha..
Anyway, happy birthday to the birthday girl! *hugs*
» fatboybakes
One would hope never to know The Truth. Big O, small o, me no wanna know.
Though given her predilection for getting the shits, I fear we ALL know the answer to that one…
» msiagirl
My bouncy B’s? Dear, you obviously weren’t paying close attention to the last picture above.
» Michelle
Howsabout “Bad Rhyming for Beginners”? Hehe, that just might sell like hotcakes.
Two cute guys and a gorgeous gal
You guys should look for a pizza place!
» Paul
Haha, I actually remember that TV sitcom with Ryan Reynolds and Richard Ruccolo! Loved it. So, am I RR or RR?
Yalor, I was riffing off FBB’s Bouncy Butt Cheek comment…and I have a special stanza for you in my birthday greeting to her…
» msiagirl
Really? Something special just for me? In your something special just for Her? This I gotta go see…
Special birthday poem!
hahaha that was super hilarious!! wait wait lemme guess: was that taken at palette palette?
» Legolas
… for a very special person.
» Jun
You guessed it right! It’s Palate Palette again! Took Meena there last year for her birthday too… an old haunt of ours you could say. We should go here one day too, Adelaide Girl, ok?
cant live without them huh?
» zewt
Some might argue we can; it just won’t be half as fun.
soo sweettt
Aiyoh… I thought a woman’s age supposed to be a secret??? Haha!! Happy Bday, lyrical lemongrass! You don’t even look a day over 30! What’s your secret???
wow! explosive pictures . .. . .scandal! scandal! scandal! lol! . . . . . such an amazing photos and so well captured!
Ha ha. You had me chuckling all the way, Kenny. Also, so nice to see you again the other night and finally meet your sweetie-pie. ^_^
Lemonygrasskirt is my feminine inspiration,
Scent of a woman is her perspiration;
I’m in awe of her photo conjuration
And her words invite e-man-cipation.
» irene
Don’t worry, sweet but not quite diabetic yet.
» gina
Oh she’s gonna love you for that one. Not a day over 30 indeed! LOL
» Big Boys Oven
Scandals are what I do best…
» Argus-locked-out-of-own-blog
Not even gonna ask how you manage to lock yourself out of your own blog, hahaha… Love your lil ditty to LL though. More verse, everybody?
what’s so farny abt gina’s comment ar, kenny? *smack*
Thanks ,everyone, for your birthday wishes. I’m so touched! And Argus-locked-out-of-own-blog’s verse is hilarious!
» Lyrical Lemongrass
Yes, that Argus-locked-out-of-own-blog is sure a farnie lady hor. And I only meant gina’s comment was farnie cos… uhm… eh… Sighs, just smack me lah. Haven’t had a good spanking in a while anyway, hehe.
diabetic la kenny… hehehe… oozing sweetness… if i can find meself a guy who can write half as good as u do… hemmmm…. *evil tots*
» asstha
If you can find a guy like me, you will “evil tots” him? Huh?
Good year! Celebrate. The beginning of a life of significance. More depth more wisdom. Away from the superficial lucre of worldly success. A very good dedication and milestone to the B/D girl.
» Chin
Not sure about the birthday girl, but I wouldn’t mind a bit more superficial lucre of worldly success, hehe.
hmm, pestle or mortar or not, I’m sure she had a jolly good time at Palate Palette. Other than the colourful ambience, how was the food? been reading bout this place so many times …
and the LOL/LoL comment, hehehe …. it all depends if you’re straining or not. Or you’ve been a good boy and eat your fibres.
» J2Kfm
The food is decent, some better than others. I’ve never been there during dinnertime but have nicely requested the waiter to check if the chef could prepare some of the “after 6pm only” dishes for me, and they have. Cool.
As for the LOL/LoL… fibres? Uhm, yes?
Sweet post.! Hahaha…LoL or LOL, straining or not? ROFL….
» wmw
Straining or not you gotta ask her yourself. You her “sista” ma…
Always preferred the quieter, more serious guy in the Pizza Place - Ruccolo I think
Which one are you!
» Paul
Yeah, I definitely prefer Richard Ruccolo. And I think I’m more like him anyway. I’m hardly the attention-seeker…
Oh, OK, Kenny the non-attention seeker. You, LL and FBB take the cake in rhyming marathons, tau?
(Phew! Managed to figure out why password was all wrong. For a few days there, I thot ’twas Alzheimer’s…)
» Argus-managed-to-break-outta-blog-prison
“Rhyming marathons”? Got such things, meh? Well, you know what they say — I always go the extra mile…
(And congratulations on breaking out of blog prison!)
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