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Written by Kenny Mah on
Nov 2nd 2008

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Weird Witches

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Dance with us.

That’s what the witches say, that’s how they sing and reel their boys and their princes in. They like them young, juicy bones and a decent chew of rump, as sure as brooms are made for flying. This all sounds a little ridiculous, no? — but it’s All Hallow’s Eve, and one may tolerate much on this night of all nights. The ladies cackle and creak, as menacingly as they can manage. Whoever did their make-up is an artist. Gorgeous detail.

You bow slightly to the weird sisters and walk on.

The streets are littered with plastic pumpkins and ghoulish neon lights. Bright orange, bright green, alternating. Fear can be appropriated, replicated and mass-transmitted. A good scare is worth celebrating. You see red devils with pointy tails and perky horns prancing with ghastly white bedsheet-poltergeists. Superheros and supervillains fight over cold candy in home-made costumes. Phantoms made real, courtesy of your neighbourhood Toys ‘R’ Us.

Everything you can imagine, except a scarecrow.

You keep looking.

A somewhat inebriated couple — Count Dracula and the Wolf Girl (woof!) — ask you for a light. You help them with the Zippo you always carry though you don’t smoke, it’s good to be prepared, the Boy Scout in you say, for what though, eh? They thank you and you ask them if they have seen a scarecrow. They look surprised, as though that was the oddest question in the world but politely nod in a direction. You follow their gaze.

The Fields. Of course.

Whereas would one find a scarecrow? We miss the most obvious answers sometimes, what’s right in front of us. The skies are lightening, dawn is close. The night will draw to a close soon enough, this night of nights, and you haven’t found what you are looking for yet. The scarecrow you stumble upon, soon enough, at least. He stands high on his perch, guarding the crops with a friendly smile. This one wouldn’t scare a sparrow away, much less a crow. Still, he would know.

You whisper into the ear of corn, and for a while there isn’t even a rustle of wind. And then you see it. Next to the scarecrow’s stump. A mirror. A puddle of rainwater from the storm before. An oracle. An answer to your question. The Question, always that question.

You take a deep breathe and turn to the looking glass…

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cK & his Scarecrow

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~ * ~

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Postscript. I came across these wonderful ‘The Nightmare Before Christmas’-ish dolls at an exhibition at Pavilion a month back. Not sure who the artist is but would appreciate any help in identification for credit purposes.


42 Responses

  1. Jemima says:

    Shall we dance? ;)

  2. Kenny Mah says:

    » Jemima
    Gosh, that was FAST! I just posted the entry a moment ago!

    And we most certainly shall dance, m’lady… ;)

  3. J2Kfm says:

    least Halloween’s still being celebrated on a milder note in KL, with decors in complexes. it’s a no-celebration in Ipoh.

    I kinda forget until we had the potluck yday night. But without the ghoulish elements.

  4. Kenny Mah says:

    » J2Kfm
    Potluck at night would prolly taste better without the ghoulish elements, no? ;)

    Speaking of Ipoh, I am so heading there for a long-awaited, much-postponed food trek once my Other Half gets better. Sorta like a You-Got-Well-So-Now-EAT!! treat. :D

  5. Am sure you and your sweetie have decent ‘chews of rump’, as you so nicely put it. As for me, my joints creak and my throat does a decent cackle.

  6. Kenny Mah says:

    » argus as magus
    JINX! I just posted a comment at your blog, almost simultaneously! And we both sorta blogged about Halloween’s too! Eerie…

    As for my supposed ‘chew of rump’, decent or otherwise, no one’s chomping on it but my baby… ;)

  7. cumi&ciki says:

    ooo yea.. the groove of halloween.. nicely written … excellent mood setter for the night the goblins, ghosts and ghouls, witches, warlocks and vampires come out to play! I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLUUUD… !

  8. haha..i didnt see any scarecrows..but saw a cross dressed tennis “girl”, mickey mouse, a couple of shreks and some girls with devil horns..somehow this year, halloween has really “expanded” or is it all just a reason to booze..

    wait a minute, do we even need a reason to booze?

  9. Tummythoz says:

    On that eerie night I accidently switched to RTM1. A studio concert was on. Thot nothing can possibly be scarier than the background dancers’ costume .. until they started to do the tango or something similar to it. Lucky the remote was within reach. *wipe cold sweat*

  10. Nic (KHKL) says:

    just curious….is “The Fields” in anyway related to cyberspace? hmmm…

    woah, so the metaphoric one, this. the rainwater part soooo da lomantic. reminded me of tim burton’s movies.

    hope your other half gets well soon!

  11. Kenny Mah says:

    » Everybody…
    Hey guys, I’ll be away at the hospital the next couple of days to be with my Other Half who is admitted for high fever. No worries, it’s all under control. Catcha guys later (and yes, I will still answer these comments when I find the time).

    Cheers and keep well always…

  12. Jun says:

    gosh i hope ur baby’s ok. hope it’s not dengue, cos i jt got news tht my cousin is down with dengue at the mo’.

  13. keropokman says:

    Kenny’s other half, get well soon!

  14. Kaya MeeKoo says:

    Oh dear, sorry to hear that but glad to read that it’s under control.
    Hope the fever abates and that she gets well soon.
    Take care.

  15. Hope other half’s well.

  16. Kenny Mah says:

    » Everybody, again
    Fever’s down, much better. Thanks for the well wishes… more later, promise!

    *HUGS EVERYBODY*

  17. msiagirl says:

    Glad to hear your baby’s outta hospital and into your tlc! Big hugs to get better! xox

  18. Kenny Mah says:

    » msiagirl
    Aww, my baby was in my TLC-ing arms all the time, dear. I spent all the nights at the hospital. Thank goodness the company’s medical insurance covered all the damages, so we got a very decent, hotel-like executive suite all to ourselves.

    This meant a long sofa for me to rest on at nite, so it wasn’t too bad. But nothing beats coming home! :D

    » Lyrical Lemongrass
    Much better now, though some residual nausea remains. Medical leave till Monday and loads of antibiotics. :P

    » Kaya MeeKoo
    The fever was the worst of it, really. Late night shivering, cold inside but high temperatures on the outside. The scariest moments of my life. So I’m very grateful it’s over now.

    » keropokman
    Kenny’s Other Half is trying very hard to comply. ;)

    » Jun
    No, not dengue, though that was what we suspected at first. It was tonsillitis, really bad patch of it cos it had lasted well over a week despite seeing multiple doctors and being given multiple lashings of antibiotics. In the end, hospitalisation was what was needed. That did the trick.

    Wish we had Dr. Jun around though. I bet you would have worked a miracle! :D

  19. Kenny Mah says:

    » Nic (KHKL)
    This is irrefutable proof I do not read my own writing. When you meantioned the romantic rainwater, I had to scroll back up and figure out what the hey I had written. :P

    And no, “The Fields” has nothing to do with cyberspace. I just figured ’scarecrow’ –> ‘fields’ and it does have the bonus of sounding like a dance club. No?

    » Tummythoz
    Whoa. I think the eeriest bit was you tuning to RTM1. Now, that’s scary. LOL

    » lotsofcravings
    I think I saw that cross-dressing tennis girl too. He/She had some amazing legs, no? Went on forever. Of course, best not ask where those legs lead to… Ahem.

    Well, if you think Halloween is a reason to booze, where were you during Oktoberfest???

    » cumi&ciki
    Now, on your “I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLUUUD… !” rant earlier… there’s this small purplish smudge on my forepalm when I woke up this morning. You wouldn’t happen to be a one-fanged vampire with a taste for purple prose perpetrators, would you? Hmm?

  20. Nic (KHKL) says:

    Good to know that your other half has been discharged from the hospital.
    Here’s wishing the Devil Wears Prada a speedy recovery and more good food soon! :)

  21. Kenny Mah says:

    » Nic (KHKL)
    Thanks, bro! The Devil Wears Prada is heading towards a most speedy recovery, if I have anything to say about it. As for the good food (i.e. the oily, deep-fried stuff), that can wait till full recovery. I’m a most hard-hearted caregiver, I yam, I yam.

  22. fatboybakes says:

    such cool works of art!!! reminds me of the hantu exhibition i attended at central market (the one they wanted to proclaim a fatwa against)…
    very nice pic of CK!

  23. Kenny Mah says:

    » fatboybakes
    Eh, how come I miss all these hantu exhibitions one leh… Next time do invite me along with all the ghouls and ghastlies… :P

  24. Pebbles says:

    first time to your blog :) Interesting and deep…..cool

  25. Kenny Mah says:

    » Pebbles
    Hey there, thanks for dropping by. I love first-time visitors — hope you’ll keep on reading. Cheers! :D

  26. Camemberu says:

    Very “Nightmare Before Christmas” indeed! First sight of the photo of the weird witches called to mind that very phrase. Very pretty, quirky, spooky art.

  27. He of the lost gaze is matchless no doubt to the corpy charms of the Corpse Bride,
    one of our ultimate movies starring the sounds of J Depp.

    where treachery knows no human bounds

  28. hahahah I like both the pictures! take care of your baby! lol! I am sure you do!

  29. Kenny Mah says:

    » Camemberu
    Yes, I thought so too… the artist who made the dolls is fantastic. I’m glad I caught them at the exhibition. All I did was collage them in a way that was more, uh, atmospheric, one hopes. To give an idea of how much they inspired me.

    » backStreetGluttons
    No Mr. Depp or Ms. Bonham Carter in sight, my friend… though goodness knows I wouldn’t mind their esteemed company… ;)

    » big boys oven
    Glad you like them, and yes, I most certainly do! Though that I’m down with some sniffles, some TLC in reverse may be in order, haha.

  30. fatboybakes says:

    it was the HANTU & JINN exhibition somemore. got little toyols, a mermaid, (very ugly one), and a variety of other local ghost, all supposedly REAL, and the organisers even challenged the state garmen to do DNA testing if they didnt believe. GUFFAW..

  31. Tunku Halim says:

    Happy Belated Halloween!! Hope the bed bugs didn’t bite … ouch!

  32. Kenny Mah says:

    » fatboybakes
    DNA testing on ghosts and ghouls? What an incredible and most ingenious idea. Another feather in their cap, most assuredly.

    *dripping wet with sarcasm*

    » Tunku Halim
    Bed bugs, no. Something else, yes… ;)

  33. Paul says:

    Ah, good old Tim Burton. Supposedly making a new version of Alice in Wonderland!

  34. Kenny Mah says:

    » Paul
    Man, Tim Burton doing Alice in Wonderland would be something to wait for! But his former collaborator Henry Selick is completing work on a movie version of Neil Gaiman’s Coraline — now, that would be something I can’t wait for! :D

  35. tigerfish says:

    Glad to know everything is on recovery :)
    Not a time for spooky art…hee heee…it dampens the spirit. Maybe you can put up something on smiling Santa. Well, I know it is early…;p

  36. Kenny Mah says:

    » tigerfish
    Smiling Santa? Well, Halloween is a thing of the past now… I guess X’mas is the next big thing… But maybe not too early… Especially when there’s no sign of snow yet. :P

  37. wmw says:

    Haven’t been reading blogs for awhile. Trust that your babe is well with all that TLC of yours. I love Halloween…. :o )

  38. Kenny Mah says:

    » wmw
    I love Halloween too… What’s more, I’m already hearing X’mas tunes a-blastin’ all over the place now… I’m horribly behind in blogging of late due to illness (not mine, and mine too) and travel (mine, mostly), but there will be a new blog post this week! Maybe even today!

    *fingers crossed*

  39. jason says:

    How are ya getting on bro? Haven’t been dropping by lately (busy, busy, busy)…
    Halloween’s nice especially seeing those people dressed up….. and yeah, Christmas coming soon

  40. Kenny Mah says:

    » jason
    I’ve been good (life-wise) though busy with work and been a tad under the weather (but I guess so is everyone else, what with the crazy weather we’ve been having). Hope you’re doing well too.

    As for folks dressing up, well, we don’t always have to wait for Halloween, if you know what I mean, eh? ;)

  41. Neil Lim says:

    nice story, i like how the ending is left open. i’m guessing the mirror is a self-reflection? or does one see his true love’s face?

    just guesssing… :)

  42. Kenny Mah says:

    » Neil Lim
    There can be as many interpretations of the ending as one is only limited by one’s imagination. But yours are a couple of the closest to what I’d venture the mirror to be… Very close. :D

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