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Weird Witches

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Dance with us.

That’s what the witches say, that’s how they sing and reel their boys and their princes in. They like them young, juicy bones and a decent chew of rump, as sure as brooms are made for fly­ing. This all sounds a lit­tle ridicu­lous, no? — but it’s All Hallow’s Eve, and one may tol­er­ate much on this night of all nights. The ladies cackle and creak, as men­ac­ingly as they can man­age. Who­ever did their make-up is an artist. Gor­geous detail.

You bow slightly to the weird sis­ters and walk on.

The streets are lit­tered with plas­tic pump­kins and ghoul­ish neon lights. Bright orange, bright green, alter­nat­ing. Fear can be appro­pri­ated, repli­cated and mass-transmitted. A good scare is worth cel­e­brat­ing. You see red dev­ils with pointy tails and perky horns pranc­ing with ghastly white bedsheet-poltergeists. Super­heros and supervil­lains fight over cold candy in home-made cos­tumes. Phan­toms made real, cour­tesy of your neigh­bour­hood Toys ‘R’ Us.

Every­thing you can imag­ine, except a scarecrow.

You keep looking.

A some­what ine­bri­ated cou­ple — Count Drac­ula and the Wolf Girl (woof!) — ask you for a light. You help them with the Zippo you always carry though you don’t smoke, it’s good to be pre­pared, the Boy Scout in you say, for what though, eh? They thank you and you ask them if they have seen a scare­crow. They look sur­prised, as though that was the odd­est ques­tion in the world but politely nod in a direc­tion. You fol­low their gaze.

The Fields. Of course.

Whereas would one find a scare­crow? We miss the most obvi­ous answers some­times, what’s right in front of us. The skies are light­en­ing, dawn is close. The night will draw to a close soon enough, this night of nights, and you haven’t found what you are look­ing for yet. The scare­crow you stum­ble upon, soon enough, at least. He stands high on his perch, guard­ing the crops with a friendly smile. This one wouldn’t scare a spar­row away, much less a crow. Still, he would know.

You whis­per into the ear of corn, and for a while there isn’t even a rus­tle of wind. And then you see it. Next to the scarecrow’s stump. A mir­ror. A pud­dle of rain­wa­ter from the storm before. An ora­cle. An answer to your ques­tion. The Ques­tion, always that question.

You take a deep breathe and turn to the look­ing glass…

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cK & his Scarecrow

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Post­script. I came across these won­der­ful ‘The Night­mare Before Christmas’-ish dolls at an exhi­bi­tion at Pavil­ion a month back. Not sure who the artist is but would appre­ci­ate any help in iden­ti­fi­ca­tion for credit pur­poses.

42 Comments

  • Shall we dance? ;)

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    » Jemima
    Gosh, that was FAST! I just posted the entry a moment ago!

    And we most cer­tainly shall dance, m’lady… ;)

  • least Halloween’s still being cel­e­brated on a milder note in KL, with decors in com­plexes. it’s a no-celebration in Ipoh.

    I kinda for­get until we had the potluck yday night. But with­out the ghoul­ish elements.

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    » J2Kfm
    Potluck at night would pro­lly taste bet­ter with­out the ghoul­ish ele­ments, no? ;)

    Speak­ing of Ipoh, I am so head­ing there for a long-awaited, much-postponed food trek once my Other Half gets bet­ter. Sorta like a You-Got-Well-So-Now-EAT!! treat. :D

  • Am sure you and your sweetie have decent ‘chews of rump’, as you so nicely put it. As for me, my joints creak and my throat does a decent cackle.

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    » argus as magus
    JINX! I just posted a com­ment at your blog, almost simul­ta­ne­ously! And we both sorta blogged about Halloween’s too! Eerie…

    As for my sup­posed ‘chew of rump’, decent or oth­er­wise, no one’s chomp­ing on it but my baby… ;)

  • ooo yea.. the groove of hal­loween.. nicely writ­ten … excel­lent mood set­ter for the night the gob­lins, ghosts and ghouls, witches, war­locks and vam­pires come out to play! I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLUUUD… !

  • haha..i didnt see any scarecrows..but saw a cross dressed ten­nis “girl”, mickey mouse, a cou­ple of shreks and some girls with devil horns..somehow this year, hal­loween has really “expanded” or is it all just a rea­son to booze..

    wait a minute, do we even need a rea­son to booze?

  • On that eerie night I acci­dently switched to RTM1. A stu­dio con­cert was on. Thot noth­ing can pos­si­bly be scarier than the back­ground dancers’ cos­tume .. until they started to do the tango or some­thing sim­i­lar to it. Lucky the remote was within reach. *wipe cold sweat*

  • just curious.…is “The Fields” in any­way related to cyber­space? hmmm…

    woah, so the metaphoric one, this. the rain­wa­ter part soooo da loman­tic. reminded me of tim burton’s movies.

    hope your other half gets well soon!

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    » Every­body…
    Hey guys, I’ll be away at the hos­pi­tal the next cou­ple of days to be with my Other Half who is admit­ted for high fever. No wor­ries, it’s all under con­trol. Catcha guys later (and yes, I will still answer these com­ments when I find the time).

    Cheers and keep well always…

  • gosh i hope ur baby’s ok. hope it’s not dengue, cos i jt got news tht my cousin is down with dengue at the mo’.

  • Kenny’s other half, get well soon!

  • Kaya MeeKoo wrote:

    Oh dear, sorry to hear that but glad to read that it’s under con­trol.
    Hope the fever abates and that she gets well soon.
    Take care.

  • Hope other half’s well.

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    » Every­body, again
    Fever’s down, much bet­ter. Thanks for the well wishes… more later, promise!

    *HUGS EVERYBODY*

  • Glad to hear your baby’s outta hos­pi­tal and into your tlc! Big hugs to get bet­ter! xox

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    » msi­a­girl
    Aww, my baby was in my TLC-ing arms all the time, dear. I spent all the nights at the hos­pi­tal. Thank good­ness the company’s med­ical insur­ance cov­ered all the dam­ages, so we got a very decent, hotel-like exec­u­tive suite all to ourselves.

    This meant a long sofa for me to rest on at nite, so it wasn’t too bad. But noth­ing beats com­ing home! :D

    » Lyri­cal Lemon­grass
    Much bet­ter now, though some resid­ual nau­sea remains. Med­ical leave till Mon­day and loads of antibi­otics. :P

    » Kaya MeeKoo
    The fever was the worst of it, really. Late night shiv­er­ing, cold inside but high tem­per­a­tures on the out­side. The scari­est moments of my life. So I’m very grate­ful it’s over now.

    » keropok­man
    Kenny’s Other Half is try­ing very hard to com­ply. ;)

    » Jun
    No, not dengue, though that was what we sus­pected at first. It was ton­sil­li­tis, really bad patch of it cos it had lasted well over a week despite see­ing mul­ti­ple doc­tors and being given mul­ti­ple lash­ings of antibi­otics. In the end, hos­pi­tal­i­sa­tion was what was needed. That did the trick.

    Wish we had Dr. Jun around though. I bet you would have worked a mir­a­cle! :D

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    » Nic (KHKL)
    This is irrefutable proof I do not read my own writ­ing. When you mean­tioned the roman­tic rain­wa­ter, I had to scroll back up and fig­ure out what the hey I had writ­ten. :P

    And no, “The Fields” has noth­ing to do with cyber­space. I just fig­ured ‘scare­crow’ –> ‘fields’ and it does have the bonus of sound­ing like a dance club. No?

    » Tum­mythoz
    Whoa. I think the eeri­est bit was you tun­ing to RTM1. Now, that’s scary. LOL

    » lot­sofcrav­ings
    I think I saw that cross-dressing ten­nis girl too. He/She had some amaz­ing legs, no? Went on for­ever. Of course, best not ask where those legs lead to… Ahem.

    Well, if you think Hal­loween is a rea­son to booze, where were you dur­ing Okto­ber­fest???

    » cumi&ciki
    Now, on your “I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLUUUD… !” rant ear­lier… there’s this small pur­plish smudge on my forepalm when I woke up this morn­ing. You wouldn’t hap­pen to be a one-fanged vam­pire with a taste for pur­ple prose per­pe­tra­tors, would you? Hmm?

  • Good to know that your other half has been dis­charged from the hos­pi­tal.
    Here’s wish­ing the Devil Wears Prada a speedy recov­ery and more good food soon! :)

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    » Nic (KHKL)
    Thanks, bro! The Devil Wears Prada is head­ing towards a most speedy recov­ery, if I have any­thing to say about it. As for the good food (i.e. the oily, deep-fried stuff), that can wait till full recov­ery. I’m a most hard-hearted care­giver, I yam, I yam.

  • such cool works of art!!! reminds me of the hantu exhi­bi­tion i attended at cen­tral mar­ket (the one they wanted to pro­claim a fatwa against)…
    very nice pic of CK!

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    » fat­boy­bakes
    Eh, how come I miss all these hantu exhi­bi­tions one leh… Next time do invite me along with all the ghouls and ghastlies… :P

  • first time to your blog :) Inter­est­ing and deep.….cool

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    » Peb­bles
    Hey there, thanks for drop­ping by. I love first-time vis­i­tors — hope you’ll keep on read­ing. Cheers! :D

  • Very “Night­mare Before Christ­mas” indeed! First sight of the photo of the weird witches called to mind that very phrase. Very pretty, quirky, spooky art.

  • He of the lost gaze is match­less no doubt to the corpy charms of the Corpse Bride,
    one of our ulti­mate movies star­ring the sounds of J Depp.

    where treach­ery knows no human bounds

  • haha­hah I like both the pic­tures! take care of your baby! lol! I am sure you do!

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    » Camem­beru
    Yes, I thought so too… the artist who made the dolls is fan­tas­tic. I’m glad I caught them at the exhi­bi­tion. All I did was col­lage them in a way that was more, uh, atmos­pheric, one hopes. To give an idea of how much they inspired me.

    » back­Street­G­lut­tons
    No Mr. Depp or Ms. Bon­ham Carter in sight, my friend… though good­ness knows I wouldn’t mind their esteemed com­pany… ;)

    » big boys oven
    Glad you like them, and yes, I most cer­tainly do! Though that I’m down with some snif­fles, some TLC in reverse may be in order, haha.

  • it was the HANTU & JINN exhi­bi­tion somem­ore. got lit­tle toy­ols, a mer­maid, (very ugly one), and a vari­ety of other local ghost, all sup­pos­edly REAL, and the organ­is­ers even chal­lenged the state gar­men to do DNA test­ing if they didnt believe. GUFFAW..

  • Happy Belated Hal­loween!! Hope the bed bugs didn’t bite … ouch!

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    » fat­boy­bakes
    DNA test­ing on ghosts and ghouls? What an incred­i­ble and most inge­nious idea. Another feather in their cap, most assuredly.

    *drip­ping wet with sarcasm*

    » Tunku Halim
    Bed bugs, no. Some­thing else, yes… ;)

  • Ah, good old Tim Bur­ton. Sup­pos­edly mak­ing a new ver­sion of Alice in Wonderland!

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    » Paul
    Man, Tim Bur­ton doing Alice in Won­der­land would be some­thing to wait for! But his for­mer col­lab­o­ra­tor Henry Selick is com­plet­ing work on a movie ver­sion of Neil Gaiman’s Cora­line — now, that would be some­thing I can’t wait for! :D

  • Glad to know every­thing is on recov­ery :)
    Not a time for spooky art…hee heee…it damp­ens the spirit. Maybe you can put up some­thing on smil­ing Santa. Well, I know it is early…;p

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    » tiger­fish
    Smil­ing Santa? Well, Hal­loween is a thing of the past now… I guess X’mas is the next big thing… But maybe not too early… Espe­cially when there’s no sign of snow yet. :P

  • Haven’t been read­ing blogs for awhile. Trust that your babe is well with all that TLC of yours. I love Hal­loween.… :o )

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    » wmw
    I love Hal­loween too… What’s more, I’m already hear­ing X’mas tunes a-blastin’ all over the place now… I’m hor­ri­bly behind in blog­ging of late due to ill­ness (not mine, and mine too) and travel (mine, mostly), but there will be a new blog post this week! Maybe even today!

    *fin­gers crossed*

  • How are ya get­ting on bro? Haven’t been drop­ping by lately (busy, busy, busy)…
    Halloween’s nice espe­cially see­ing those peo­ple dressed up.…. and yeah, Christ­mas com­ing soon

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    » jason
    I’ve been good (life-wise) though busy with work and been a tad under the weather (but I guess so is every­one else, what with the crazy weather we’ve been hav­ing). Hope you’re doing well too.

    As for folks dress­ing up, well, we don’t always have to wait for Hal­loween, if you know what I mean, eh? ;)

  • Neil Lim wrote:

    nice story, i like how the end­ing is left open. i’m guess­ing the mir­ror is a self-reflection? or does one see his true love’s face?

    just guesss­ing… :)

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    » Neil Lim
    There can be as many inter­pre­ta­tions of the end­ing as one is only lim­ited by one’s imag­i­na­tion. But yours are a cou­ple of the clos­est to what I’d ven­ture the mir­ror to be… Very close. :D

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