Fatboybakes’ Raya Tea Party

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It’s Eid ul-Fitr. In Malaysia, this means most of our Mus­lim friends and col­leagues have gone back to their home­towns to cel­e­brate the end of a month of fast­ing. Cities are emp­tied out, almost. The roads of Kuala Lumpur are free of traf­fic; I remem­ber a joke from my school days that one could lie down on the road and lie there for a good half an hour with­out wor­ry­ing about being run over by a car or a truck. (Such mor­bid kids we were, and yet none of us ever asked, What about the next half hour?)

For the rest of us remain­ing in the city and not off across oceans and con­tients on some sort of sym­pa­thetic vaca­tion, what are we to do? Left to our own devices, we could be up to all sorts of unut­ter­able mis­chief. For­tu­nately for some of us, Fat­boy­bakes has decided to call upon his clan of fel­low blog­gers and friends, some sort of mod­ern fam­ily where we qual­ify by the stan­dards to which we chew, taste and swal­low with expiry dates and oh so shelf lives (I jest, but just barely), and hosted a sorta Raya Tea Party on the first day of Syawal.

These are such beau­ti­ful peo­ple, in every way that matters.

I shan’t say more, for I have sworn a solemn oath not to repeat what has passed between our reck­less and promis­cous lips yes­ter­day (and I don’t merely mean the delec­table del­i­ca­cies that the mas­ter baker had con­jured for us lucky guests), and so instead, here are a few moments from the sort of tea party we could only wish we could attend all the time and not only dur­ing times of fes­tiv­i­ties. Life’s a rea­son enough for cel­e­bra­tion, yes? :)

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Sela­mat Hari Raya to all my dear­est Mus­lim friends. Maaf Zahir dan Batin.

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Words, pho­tographs & design by Kenny Mah.
Lokasi: Rumah Si Pem­bakar Roti Gedempul.

Else­where: Cumi and Ciki — A Mad Tea Party

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73 Comments

  • Wah! Mee Siam’s mag­nif­i­cent assets is def­i­nitely eye-catching in the 1st pix. :P

    The Beast looks like a model for a tooth­paste advert. :P

    *makes a quick exit before Mee Siam & the Beast chases after Jem* :P

  • Happy Hol­i­day!!

  • yeah i had ren­dang with ketumpat…
    btw like the pic­tures… wish i know how to pho­to­shop =p

  • Hey.. peo­ple who com­ments also gone cel­e­brate raya? haha!

    Happy hol­i­days, Kenny.

  • i keep remem­ber­ing that cap­tion for the first shot.. Ah pa! and his chil­dren.. so many one ar?! LOL.. excel­lent work kenny.. i don’t need to blog this liao.. :P

  • Lokasi: Rumah Si Pem­bakar Roti Gedem­pul.” — Muaahahahaha!

    Love the first pic­ture! It’s like a big happy fam­ily reunion pic­ture! Good one

  • hey, that’s not the joke i remem­ber. i think it went some­thing like, the roads are so empty, you could dance up and down naked for half an hour with­out wor­ry­ing about being seen by any dri­vers. so no, we weren’t ALL mor­bid mop­pets. :P
    (sadly though, the streets get less and less empty every year)

  • the_lighthouse wrote:

    looks like the party of the year! =)

  • Must be a happy group.…look at all the lovely smile :)

  • URGH! haha the moment my fire­fox load lifr­for­be­gin­ners, den i saw yr title fat­boy­bakes — I want to go too! lol great pho­tos, it’s all about the com­pany :)

  • excel­lent por­trait glimpses , tho we would have loved even more the holy sub­lime merger of man & woman with ketu­pat and lemang

  • very cool pics, dude. i see more rea­sons to stay in town on pub­lic hol­i­days. haha.

    great to have met u and the devil up over the week­end. :)

  • Ya i bet. Stuck in a big truck and talk about every­thing under the sun :)

  • Steve Steve wrote:

    wha…Look so hap­pen­ing and happy

    Scones…aiyoh…make me laugh to dead…lol

    Nic, always with the beers/wine in the photo. A drunker or taster…:P

  • wow another excuse to feast! ain’t msia great ;p

  • me too! i linked ya;)

  • Sigh.. and i had to miss it.

  • Looks like you guys had a blast! Hehehe…never a dull moment at FBB’s par­tays ;)

  • What a funny joke and yeah, I won­der that gonna hap­pen the next half hour, hehehehe…

    I like the way you made the pho­tos! per­haps can make one for me too, ya? ;)

  • nice nice nice pho­tos you have! espe­cially the first one. so-look-alike-a movie poster :)

  • Nice pix and write ups! bring the old school P Ram­lee feeling .……

  • Poh Chu wrote:

    Such happy faces! Must have been a very good party! =)

  • kristopher wrote:

    love the vin­tage look of the pics!

  • Wah! Can I gate­crash next time?
    Err, Deep­avali got open house again? hehe…

  • Such heart­warm­ing pho­tos of gen­uine joy and cama­raderie! Absolutely beautiful!

    This kind of friend­ship is what we will hold dear­est on our deathbed, or deathroad (after the sec­ond half hour!)

    Haha, I love that final shot of Nic! It’s so funny! Like a semi-drunk Tok Janggut say­ing, “let me tell you…”

  • […] don’t just take my word for it that it was a mad tea party.. check out LFB & his take on the […]

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    Well, I just had din­ner with Mee Siam & the Beast & their respec­tive spouses tonight… Wish I had read this com­ment of yours ear­lier so I could, uhm, pass your mes­sages to them. Ahem.

    ;)

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    Happy hols to you too! (Though tomor­row is the last day of the long week­end… Sighs.)

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    Sounds yummy. I pre­fer my ren­dang with lemang though… But just as good, ya?

    As for the pic­tures, hey just pick up Pho­to­shop the way I did. No man­u­als, no tuto­ri­als — just play around with the but­tons and menus and soon you’ll get the hang of it! :)

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    Haha, some­thing like that. It is the hol­i­days, after all. You have a great hol­i­day too, dear.

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    Aiks. Ah Pa has even more kids lah… I couldn’t fit them all in the same pic­ture… Need bet­ter cam­era… :P

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    Heh. Must prac­tice my Bahasa Melayu ma… Use it or lose it! :P

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    Okay… Your ver­sion is cer­tainly more inter­est­ing and, uhm, exhibitionist-ic? :P

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    Oh this is good, but Sir FBB has even bet­ter par­ties to come, I’m sure of it! :D

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    A very happy group indeed; their smiles never cease to lift up my spir­its… and then, the spir­its being served helps too. :P

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    It’s all about the com­pany, no doubt about it! We could be in a mamak stall or stuck in traf­fic in a big truck together and it’d be still just as much fun!

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    Well, let’s hope I get you some glimpses of ketu­pat and ren­dang once I start going for all the Raya open houses this week. :)

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    Like­wise. Per­haps more so, since you even helped to edu­cate the Devil on the var­i­ous edi­ble aphro­disi­acs around… ;)

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    Haha, of course. We’re noth­ing if not con­sum­mate chat­ter­ers. :P

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    Mr. Monkey’s ver­sion of a “scone” still per­plexes me, but I’m glad someone’s enjoy­ing it. Haha, maybe you should ask him to act a “bao” next time? Char siew or Dai bao? :P

  • Steve Steve wrote:

    Just stand­ing there can rep­re­sents bao already..hahaha

  • the_lighthouse wrote:

    we can’t wait for more par­ties and ur pictures! =)

  • hey email me some of the unpho­to­shopped pics please. the group shot and some nice shots of McC & I please.

    danke

  • haha some­how my com­ment wasn’t below my pre­vi­ous com­ment. I’m so jeal­ous of the par­ties u all have, i must con­vince our folks to throw some­thing sim­i­lar! :D

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    Sure can, can. I’ll email you about whether you want to resize them first or some­thing. There are plenty of good shots of McCutie… Damn fler is like another Devil Wears Prada, so pho­to­genic one these two… :(

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    Haha, there are at least a cou­ple more up my sleeves… but Hari Raya is over… It’s back to work today! :P

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    No wor­ries, mate. I can fig­ure out the dif­fer­ent threads of com­ments… just barely. :P

    (This is where FBB & Co. com­plains that they can’t fig­ure who’s com­ment­ing what, so long lah, malas to read, dunno what to com­ment, etc. etc. LOL)

    DO PLEASE HAVE SOME PARTIES, man… I’m sure they will rock. Just don’t for­get to invite a cer­tain blog­ger from KL, ya? *hints, hints*

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    Walao weh. You sure are direct these days, bro. Me happy for you. Shall I pass the mes­sage? ;)

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    Malaysia is DA BEST. Period. :D

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    Cool beans! Thanks, dear. :)

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    Don’t worry, dear. Once you are fully recov­ered, I’m sure there will be plenty more. Now all you should focus on is get­ting bet­ter, ya?

    *BIG HUGS*

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    Dull? I don’t think FBB & Co. know the mean­ing of the word “dull”. We wouldn’t recog­nise it even if the con­cept came right up to us and did an impres­sion of the Mother Supe­rior rep­ri­mand­ing Maria in the film ‘The Sound of Music’ while insist­ing it could not pos­si­bly do this said impres­sion cos it wasn’t drunk enough. Ahem.

    No, never a dull moment at FBB’s par­ties. ;)

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    Well, I think there is a rea­son why no one knows what hap­pend in the next hour, but a bit mor­bid to dis­close here lah. :P

    Haha, I’d love to do more photo-collages like these, if only I had the time! Why can’t I get a job and get paid doing just this? *wish­ful thinking*

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    And with a great ensem­ble of Very Famous Movie Stars, or Very Famous Food Blog­gers, at least. :)

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    P Ram­lee? Me? Oh, that’s too kind of you… I’m more the Ram­lee Burger kinda fella… :P

  • get paid for this? aiks … money aint every­thing rmbr?
    view­ing the pics lent a feel­ing of warmth and togetherness.

    i’ve some Raya pics, but i dare not post. too hideous … =P

  • Steve Steve wrote:

    haha…no need la…
    How dare I said these in front of them..malu lah…:P

  • Poh Chu wrote:

    Saya sokong!! =)

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    Dun be so malu lah… Say first, you never know what you might get as an answer… LOL

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    Malaysia Boleh!

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    Money ain’t every­thing but it would take care of me need­ing a day job in the mean­time, hahaha…

    Oh do post your Raya pics. I am sure they are excel­lent! :)

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    It was the very best from the very best, my friend. :)

  • kristopher wrote:

    not so easy for the rest of us… ur the pho­to­shop genius here… :P

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    Hardly a genius, bro… I know less than the basics lah… If only I had the time to take a proper course… Ah well, I guess I have to stick to trial-and-error for now. :)

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    Thanks, mate! It was purely by acci­dent, per­haps inspired by the ‘fam­ily por­trait’ in the first pic?

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    Well, I’m not the host but I’m sure you’re more than wel­come. *sneaky sniggering*

    Deep­avali, when is it, again?

  • kristopher wrote:

    wow if this is trail and error, i can­not imag­ine ur pics when u become an expert! :P

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    Who knows? That day is sooooo far off I won’t even try and imag­ine it. :P

  • LOL, mayb can try some short movie pro­duc­tion nex time? on these food blog­gers? :P

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    That would be one heck­uva movie for sure. “The Attack of the Food Blog­gers!” LOL

  • ram­lee burg­ers are the best! Malaysia boleh!

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    Malaysia Pasti Boleh! :D

  • Kenny Mah wrote:

    How did you know? Those WERE his exact words, hehe. ;)

    And semi? Only semi-drunk? :P

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