At your closest, you were less than a metre away from her. She was even prettier in person, radiant and petite. Or so you told me.
I wouldn’t know. While you and the rest of the paparazzi were busy trying to snap a shot of her, I was seated at the makeshift lounge. Actresses and celebrities are nice, I’m sure, but a seat at the end of a long day is even better, in my opinion. (Plus: free-flow Sprite and hors d’oeuvres — what’s not to like?)