Panna Cotta

“Stop doing that!”

“But it’s fun. It’s so wobbly!”

“Are you calling my butt wobbly?”

“Uhm, at least it’s not jiggly like jelly any more. It’s a bit firmer now. Like panna cotta.”

You’ve been having panna cotta on your mind since your boss made you some. An Australian of Italian descent, Wayne loves trying his hand at making all sort of Italian dishes from scratch. Fresh, hand-made pasta. Tiramisu. Zabaglione. You name it, he’s tried making it. And when he asked you to suggest a new treat for him to recreate, you suggested panna cotta.

Little did Wayne know you were thinking of my backside.

We’ve just finished our workout at the condo gym. New rule is to skip the elevator and to take the stairs. (After all, the whole idea of taking the lift to avoid the steps only to head straight for the stepper machine at the gym seems really… dumb.)

I made the mistake of walking ahead. Now you’re stabbing at my buttocks with your finger, alternating between each butt cheek (for symmetry, one supposes). It’s annoying. I tell you this.

“But it’s fun! And you’re not Jelly Ass anymore. See? Our gym workouts are working. Now you’re only Panna Cotta Ass.”

You find out exactly how much I’ve improved since starting our workouts at the gym when I give you another one, chasing your ass up the stairs. Idiot. Panna cotta ass, my ass.


ELSEWHERE: I visit teahouses in the sky.


22 Responses

  1. Sean May 14, 2012 / 12:45 am

    yays! soon you’ll have creme brulee ass, followed hopefully by pavlova ass, then bread pudding ass, and finally, the ultimate goal, errmm, mooncake ass? :D

    • Kenny Mah May 14, 2012 / 8:19 am

      You are just as mean as Devil. Grrr. *punches sean on the shoulder*

  2. honey_jy May 14, 2012 / 2:55 am

    this is so cute, haha! good laugh!

    • Kenny Mah May 14, 2012 / 8:20 am

      The laugh’s on my wobbly ass though. Poor me.

  3. Baby Sumo May 14, 2012 / 8:47 am

    Hahahahahhaah this story made me laugh out loud. No Monday bluessss anymore ;P

    • Kenny Mah May 14, 2012 / 9:04 am

      Hurrah for No-More-Monday-Blues!

  4. joshua May 14, 2012 / 10:36 am

    Ooooo, panna cotta.
    Delicious. And this is not a pun about your ass.
    But a LOL story nonetheless. Hahahaha

    • Kenny Mah May 14, 2012 / 12:28 pm

      Well, anything to entertain you guys…

  5. Choi Yen May 14, 2012 / 2:28 pm

    I think he want to have bite to the “Panna Cotta” *evilly grin*

  6. devilck May 14, 2012 / 3:00 pm

    See, I make everyone so happy! No more Monday blues! LOL

    • Kenny Mah May 14, 2012 / 5:03 pm

      I’m so gonna slap your ass later!

  7. jemima May 14, 2012 / 5:57 pm

    They say big ass woman can gives birth easily.

    Thank goodness! You’re SAFE!!!

    • Kenny Mah May 14, 2012 / 7:59 pm

      Oh I’ll never hear the end of this, will I? Eeks.

  8. Jun May 14, 2012 / 8:43 pm

    panna cotta ass FTW!!! (sooo much better than jelly ass!)

    • Kenny Mah May 15, 2012 / 11:28 am

      That’s true. Still… it doesn’t warrant the jabbing and stabbing with his pointy fingers. Sakit tau! *snickers*

  9. Paul May 14, 2012 / 10:01 pm

    When we meet, I shall do the same!

  10. ciki May 15, 2012 / 9:57 am

    Would you prefer muscle ass? hahaha

    • Kenny Mah May 15, 2012 / 11:34 am

      That’s not a bad alternative…

  11. missyblurkit May 23, 2012 / 1:33 am

    panna cotta ass. That is funny. But I must agree that walking up the stairs does wonders to the ass. I should do it more often least I end up with to fu fah ass.

    • Kenny Mah May 23, 2012 / 1:42 pm

      Oh you made me laugh so loud with the to fu fah ass comment. Aye, we must, we must, walk up and down the stairs, till our panna cotta ass, grows less and less!

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