Weather forecast today: Partly cloudy, some sun. 43% chance of rain.

These days you never really know if it’s gonna shine or shower or sulk. Which is why I always have my sunglasses with me always and my trusty backpack hides a big, bad, black umbrella. (Well, broken too, if you wanna get down to details, but …)

Reminds me of the ever-prepared Brigitte Lin (The Woman In The Golden Wig) in WKW’s Chungking Express with her perpetual shades and raincoat. But I feel hers was a gloomier outlook on life whereas yours truly has a more optimistic take; I carry sunblock with me at all times, for gawdsikes!

(J-Dawg had lodged a complaint yesterday, accusing me of being too cheery and sugar-coated strawberries recently. He wants all the whining and bitching back. Er, I’ll try. See below.)

What I am really missing these days though is a freakin’ camera that works! Mine seems to have gone kaput, for no reason at all. (Ignore, if you will, as I certainly did, the past three months of desperate creaks and whirrs and a sealed letter telling me it was near expiring and begging me to give it the kiss of life.)

Maybe I gotta get a disposable one like Henrik From Denmark’s. (I really gotta get those damned Amsterdam journals written, don’t I? Well, an evening out drinking with this great Dane with a wooden-legged pirate fetish should expedite matters somewhat.) Actually, what would really be cool would be to have a digital camera like Erich’s. Save me hours scanning at least, since I use tons of pics for this site. (Har. Har. Yes, laugh all you want, I’m never gonna put up a gallery here, ye bastards!)

Erich was showing us the pics he took during Berlin and the World Cup last night. A good thing to have (a camera, I mean, what with my current lack thereof), especially for handy, quick shots of hotties. The ladies were out in their least during the World Cup streetfests. Speaking of hotties, call me a pervert (which no doubt you will), but ain’t walking right behind a babe practicallly poured into her tight black pants the best thing in the world?

Anyone? Anyone?

Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about.

(And, before I forget, Mike/J-Dawg/Blue/Cualdo, I think it just sucks that I am not a millionaire right now. Uhm, that enough bitching for ya?)

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