So, having just ranted online, I proceeded to attempt having phone sex (er, text message sex?) with Shwugirl:

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Kenny: what are you wearing right now?

Shwugirl: so busy got time to be kinky ar? white shorts, baby tee and a watch. why? need fantasy break?

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To which I foolishly broke up the brief spell of the would-be kinky session and told her I just read some pages of a novel entirely a phone sex conversation. And so…

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Shwugirl: ur message got truncated. send me the url.

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So I did.

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Kenny: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0679742115/ref=lib_dp_TFCV/102-2018795-1016126?v=glance&s=books&vi=reader#reader-link (Hah!)

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A few seconds later…

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Shwugirl: to my email, u doofus!

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Oh. Right. Heh.

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