The heat is killin’ me.

Gawd, it’s so freakin’ hot. See, back home in the tropics, we don’t have these nasty things called seasons. Everything stays nice and sunny all year round. Now, after a bout of chilly spring, we get this – 32°C, or 90°F – which is absolutely ridiculous. For me, anyway. Matthias said it went upt to 35°C a couple days ago.

At this rate, I’ll be sapiens roast in three days.

My mind’s not working very well either in this weather. Why don’t they have indoor air-conditioning in Germany? Seems completely whacked to me. The only thing this heat is good for is sunbathing and even that’s too much for me now, nude ladies or otherwise.

Anyone have any suggestions on what I can do to cool down? Send me ideas, and the winner will get a big whooping blessing from me. Or a hug. Or a wet smacker. Or a beer.

Your choice.

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