Moo… eh?

Got back from a really tiring day of driving all over KL and doing market research to an email from Shwubabes which begins…

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Ma cher la vache qui rit.

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Which made me rather excited, of course. Till I translated it online, and saw that it meant…

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My expensive cow which laughs.

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Which indicates one of the following: (a) the web translation service is out of whack; (b) Shwueey’s French isn’t what it used to be, or, and this is my personal favourite, (c) she has some seriously kinky, bovine-style, fantasies about me…

Heh-heh. This cow’s laughing alright, and he sure ain’t cheap, if you know what I mean, *hint, hint*

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Not Moo

Wait a goldarned minute… doesn’t she mean bull?

Last Word on Cows

I’m pretty she means bull, or at least, cowboy. Speaking of cowboys, ya all remember the “Where have all the cowboys gone?” song from the 90′s, yeah? Well, in the car, on the radio, today, I heard America’s latest question is “Where do all the pornstars go?”

Yesss.

It has Everclear singing about being a soccer mom, and one can’t help but wonder what’s going on there.

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