Dear Ladies & Bitter Gentlemen, International Women’s Day is upon us again.

Normally this time of year will see me ranting “Why isn’t there a Men’s Day and if there is, why isn’t it better publicised?” or something similarly sensible. This year, however, I feel rather generous and shall keep my “Men Can Be Victims Too (Even If They Enjoy It)” propaganda to myself instead. Or as best as I can. (Please don’t mind the subtle intrusions.)

Here’s what I have to say for the women (those other womyn, sexless by choice, can find their own myn) whom I know and fondle, er, am fond of:

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We wouldn’t be here without you.

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We wouldn’t want to be here without you.

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Cheers, and be a Sex God today. (Or better yet, a Sex Goddess. More anatomically pleasing anyway.)

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Copyright © 2002 Kenny Mah Ying Fye.